WHAT IF...3

What if...Master was in the Sonic Boom episode "Don't Judge Me"?

AMY: So...what was that about me being, and I quote, "Completely Useless"?

MASTER: Well, he still ended up in prison, didn't he?

AMY: Well yes, but that's only because you managed to get the court to convict him through him "apparently driving you to kill off all the Gogobas". And then some random guy who criticized your writing skills.

MASTER: Yeah, well that's because the entirety of the village has the collective intelligence of a shoe!

AMY: What was that? I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the bet money NOT being transferred.

MASTER: *grumbles, then gives her the ring* _{Why don't just get kidnapped and brainwashed by that fuckin' power armour penis again? I swear, you were one age rating change away from going down on the fucker...}

SONIC: Uh...guys? You DID come here to get me out, right? 'Cause, I sorta have that giant sandwich to get back to...

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Why yes, Toa, I am still bitter about you calling my work utter shit in every conceivable way. Can you fucking tell?

Anyway, Sonic Boom's "Don't Judge Me" episode. It was one of the first that was teased to me, as one of the glimpses into the show's episode structure involved wacky shenanigans such as Sonic firing Tails from his sidekick position (which turned out to be "The Sidekick") and Eggman suing Sonic (which was this episode). And, in all honesty...it's okay. It had a few hilarious moments (Knuckles with the giant light bulb was a particular highlight), but otherwise was kinda meh. Seeing as it was another "incompetent court" type of scenario, I expected it to be rather awkward. And awkward it was, though not enough to consider it "rather". I think the worst thing about this episode was the part with Knuckles emphasising his idiocy; I'm not a fan of the original Knuckles, but even I thought that was a bit unfair to the character (apart from the part where he says he can't put on mittens; that was kinda funny, seeing as I think Knuckle's mittens are the dumbest thing ever). And Sticks was VERY annoying in this one. And the people in the jury are flat out dumbasses. And the ending just sucks. But other than that, it's fine. Cowbot was a better Sonic Boom episode and Blackadder Goes Forth did a better "incompetent court" scene. Let's put it that way.

OH well. Enjoy!